Wow, much like yesterday’s post, the craziness, that is my life, amazes me. Tonight, there were a couple of firsts and funnies so I’m going to write about them. Sorry if this is too hard for you to follow, give me a break, I’ve been awake for several days. Kidding. Geez. Do not get loud with me.

1.) EZCombs might be my favorite infomercial yet. I don’t watch TV very often so if there’s a better one, throw it out there but I would like to submit that it doesn’t get much more “As Seen On TV” than this.

2.) Chuck Norris writing a book is disgraceful. Worse yet is the fact that FOX spent part of Red Eye interviewing him. Worse than that, he had a Chuck Norris fan shirt.

3.) Death isn’t fun. Even if funeral is spelled F-U-N-eral.

4.) I”m getting so tired that I’m beginning to believe Obama’s deficit elimination plan!

5.) I read other people’s blogs late late at night… this is what I found on Kellen’s. Hilarious!

6.) You know those Snack Pudding things? The vanilla ones made with “real” milk are my favorite. Here’s the problem: once you break that seal, you have about 25 minutes to eat the whole thing or it turns to liquid. Sick.

7.) Obama: Nationalize our banks? Really? Left Behind books used to be a close portrayal of how the world would end…then we kinda laughed at them…now I’m kinda nervous laughing. GNN anyone?